all hail do not fear the crab over lords
Just Some Stapler Game
Just Some Stapler Game
Just a totally innocuous Stapler Game. Yep, nothing suspicious here...
+++ PRESS SPACE to use THE STAPLER +++
+++ use THE STAPLER to earn REWARDS +++
+++ earn REWARDS to learn THE TRUTH +++
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ALL HAIL THE CRAB
noo, why u glue the stapler in the end :((
i make all things lol
Man that was long.
this is the perfect game for insomniacs. started my stapling adventure at around 4am and let me say: it might have been the stupidest way i've entertained myself in the middle of the night but by god was it fun anyways. 10/10 would staple again, hail crab
The truth was 100% worth it. Made my life better.
meh the truth was cool
I may have spent like 15-20 minutes on this to get a truth that I ALREADY KNEW LIKE IT WAS SO OBVIOUS but good game none the less.
my fingers are so cramped, but the truth was worth it.
FOUR MONTHS after the game wouldn't work for me, I came back to try it.. and was glad I did.. weird, had me wondering why it was on the horror tag, but reminded me a LOT of a non voice acted much shorter Stanley Parable. Worth the wait.
Keep On Clicking - Just Some Stapler Game
the end is a crab he was right about crabs live in staplers
I thought it was a horror game, but it was a healing game!
Haha ok im genuinely curious as what you mean - care to elaborate?
Wanted to try. Would not start. Oh well.
yeah, sometimes the in-browser unity player can be a bit funky. If anyone here knows what the issue is let me know.
Sometimes something as simple as reloading the page works, I’ve also fount ctrl+ or ctrl- can also fix some of the issues
Sadly nothing. restarted 15 times and just opens the unity player window and stays there.. almost like its a picture. nothing with cntrl+ or -
damn.. sorry on the late reply - i appreciate you tenacity, really! im working on fixing the download versions pretty soon, if youre still like, gunning for some stapling ill let you know when its up
The only object you cannot move or touch is the clock. This is a metaphor that you cannot move back time, or change it.
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I got done with the game so quick because of how aggressive and fast I typed the spacebar lo
dont mind me just trying to get to 1,000,000 clicks
nope never mind wont let me 🙃
Its so early I dont know why I wasted my time doing this
we gonna talk about why this was on the horror section- (And the fact that i played this at 2am after already pulling a all nighter and actually googled if crabs did indeed live in staplers-
I consider it to be psychological horror, yknow, coz the game is so painful to play
I have suddenly questioned my entire existence now...
:( the crab killed my friend...:(
DEVS EXPLAIN WHY YOU KILLED MY FRIEND
I GOT TO THE TRUTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WAS THE CRAB GOD ALL ALONG!!!
Yes, crabs really do live in staplers.
Unrelenting mind sated I think... a bit sad that crabbo left so abruptly when we were just starting to grow close :'(
bro, I made it to 912 WTF O_O and the godame crab came out of nowhere and deystored what I got.
it scared me that a crab came outa nowere and just destroyed evrythin
the truth is shocking
man this guy is philosophical
Anybody else get past the actual truth?
That was a good time waster