Just Some Stapler Game
Just Some Stapler Game
Just a totally innocuous Stapler Game. Yep, nothing suspicious here...
+++ PRESS SPACE to use THE STAPLER +++
+++ use THE STAPLER to earn REWARDS +++
+++ earn REWARDS to learn THE TRUTH +++
Do you have what it takes?
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spoiler alert:
you wanted a spoiler huh?
you're gonna have to scroll for it
still here huh?
still scrolling?
good for you kid, only a bit more scrolling left for ya
okay, here it comes
I miss the computer guy :(
he was my favorite character :(
all that for 2 sentences.
look I'm sorry
its alright
crabs are supiror to humans
Maybe the truth is the crabs we made alonge the way
The crabs...
Chuck help us all.
We're screwed, aren't we?
all hail do not fear the crab over lords
ALL HAIL THE CRAB
ALL HAIL THE CRAB
ALL HAIL THE CRAB
MY ARMMMMM
noo, why u glue the stapler in the end :((
i make all things lol
crabs
Man that was long.
this is the perfect game for insomniacs. started my stapling adventure at around 4am and let me say: it might have been the stupidest way i've entertained myself in the middle of the night but by god was it fun anyways. 10/10 would staple again, hail crab
ME TOO
The truth was 100% worth it. Made my life better.
meh the truth was cool
I may have spent like 15-20 minutes on this to get a truth that I ALREADY KNEW LIKE IT WAS SO OBVIOUS but good game none the less.
my fingers are so cramped, but the truth was worth it.
FOUR MONTHS after the game wouldn't work for me, I came back to try it.. and was glad I did.. weird, had me wondering why it was on the horror tag, but reminded me a LOT of a non voice acted much shorter Stanley Parable. Worth the wait.
Keep On Clicking - Just Some Stapler Game
the end is a crab he was right about crabs live in staplers
I thought it was a horror game, but it was a healing game!
Haha ok im genuinely curious as what you mean - care to elaborate?
I thought it was a horror game because there was a fear on the tag, but it was a different meaning! :)
Wanted to try. Would not start. Oh well.
yeah, sometimes the in-browser unity player can be a bit funky. If anyone here knows what the issue is let me know.
Sometimes something as simple as reloading the page works, I’ve also fount ctrl+ or ctrl- can also fix some of the issues
Sadly nothing. restarted 15 times and just opens the unity player window and stays there.. almost like its a picture. nothing with cntrl+ or -
damn.. sorry on the late reply - i appreciate you tenacity, really! im working on fixing the download versions pretty soon, if youre still like, gunning for some stapling ill let you know when its up
crab
I like this guy!
can't move the desk or the chair tho
Game does not load
Thanks
thanks for sharing this mate!
I got done with the game so quick because of how aggressive and fast I typed the spacebar lo
dont mind me just trying to get to 1,000,000 clicks
nope never mind wont let me
🙃
nothing lasts forever mate, but congrats on reaching the true ending, i hope
Its so early I dont know why I wasted my time doing this
we gonna talk about why this was on the horror section- (And the fact that i played this at 2am after already pulling a all nighter and actually googled if crabs did indeed live in staplers-
I consider it to be psychological horror, yknow, coz the game is so painful to play
Fair enough
I have suddenly questioned my entire existence now...
No thanks
nice
crab sus!?!?!?!??!
:( the crab killed my friend...:(
DEVS EXPLAIN WHY YOU KILLED MY FRIEND
everything that has a beginning must also have an end *shrug*
I GOT TO THE TRUTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WAS THE CRAB GOD ALL ALONG!!!
lol
Yes, crabs really do live in staplers.
Unrelenting mind sated I think... a bit sad that crabbo left so abruptly when we were just starting to grow close :'(
bro, I made it to 912 WTF O_O and the godame crab came out of nowhere and deystored what I got.
it scared me that a crab came outa nowere and just destroyed evrythin
crab